The gene pool does good
Mar. 15th, 2009 10:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fluffernutter8Prompt: Pat
“I'm Joshua.”
“I'm Joshua.”
“Hello, Joshua.”
“I'm four.”
“Aren't you precious?”
A pat on the head.
“How old are you?”
The patting stops.
His face turns serious.
“My mommy's a vampire slayer.”
“What an imagination!”
“She told me what to do if I see one.”
“Really?”
“One- No coming in. Two- Call for help.”
Deep breath into small lungs.
“No need to-”
Voice from behind.
“I'd say there's a need.”
Dust on the porch.
“Daddy!!”
Later, the parents sweep off their porch.
“They were looking at him like...”
“Food?”
“No, like a favorite grandchild.”
“Not even vamps can resist those eyes.”
Hug.
